h a h a
gay sex is so weird
"well, it seems we are at an impasse."
"so we are. carry on, cat"
"same to you, bird."
this comment speaks to my soul
i’m prone to deep sighs but only cuz my body needs a lil more air sometimes but people always assume i’m annoyed or stressed or sad or something nah just oxigenating me blood
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings
somebody once told me the world was gonna
end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house
i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
— George Carlin (via words-and-coffee)
ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas
WHAT THE FUCK ARE CATS
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