being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece
this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that
12:38 pm • 26 February 2014 • 220,747 notes
I specialize in bird law.
Went to bird school, which is for birds
harvey birdman, attorney at law
12:35 pm • 26 February 2014 • 61,042 notes
||stop judging him he is only 19 he's allowed to make mistakes
12:34 pm • 26 February 2014 • 240,831 notes
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
12:34 pm • 26 February 2014 • 272,865 notes
that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates
12:34 pm • 26 February 2014 • 112,901 notes
I feel like Young and Beautiful by Lana Del Rey hits me harder than it should emotionally.
11:31 pm • 24 February 2014 • 2 notes
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
10:35 am • 26 January 2014 • 139,656 notes